Fifty Shades of People who Murmur Too Much

I learned today that my nook can find certain words or phrases. Never had need to use that before so this was a recent discovery.  And with the recent Fifty Shades post, I just had to see:

In Fifty Shades of Grey, there are 199 times when someone murmurs.
Fifty Shades Darker has 278.
Fifty Shades Freed says it 293.

This gives us a three book total of 770 times where someone is murmuring.  Seven. hundred. and. seventy. times.

This is literally ridiculous.

E. L. James has a net worth of $60 million.  That's nearly $78,000 for every instance of murmuring.

I might be sick.

Fifty Shades of Grey and then Some

(I'm not sure if I have to post this warning - but the Fifty Shades of Grey book series is not too appropriate for the workplace or young eyes.  No guarantees I won't talk about some iffy stuff in relations to that)